contechristino:

These past few days:

VIEWS by Drake
Lemonade by Beyoncé
Kanye’s “Figure It Out” video
New Rihanna / Calvin Harris hit-collab
New Justin Timberlake song
New James Blake album
New Radiohead single
In Common by Alicia Keys
Janet Jackson’s “Damn Baby” video

I JUST FUCKING CANT, 2016 IS THE YEAR.

The first time I watched Lemonade, I immediately recognized it as story. As I heard the narration between the songs, I reached for my notebook and wrote phrases down in the same way I write down quotes from novels. This wasn’t just a series of music videos like her self-titled album. Instead, with the intermix of Warsan Shire’s poetry, Beyoncé’s lyrics and the incredible visuals, we are presented with a complete narrative. Beyoncé made a choice to make us devour Lemonade as a whole, which changes our interaction with her work. She takes on a character in this story, and compels us to consider the context and meaning of each lyric.

from Beyoncé’s “Lemonade” is Made for Readers
(via bookriot)

Confession

blackwomenconfessions:

Black girls sing: “you better call Becky with the good hair”
Hurt privilege white girl that has to be included: post picture captioning “Becky with the good hair” 
Blacks girls around the world laughing: I don’t think she knows what Becky actually means. Good hair? Don’t they hair get greasy & lice? When they style their hair don’t they have to use heat? They do know black men that fetish them use them to make daughters to look like the girls they always wanted to have sex with right? They do know most black men think they’re easy right? Uhhh….They do know black women love & accept their hair now right? They stay trying to imitat…. Never mind let her have her moment 😂😂😂 no one is jealous of you silly 🙄🙄🙄 don’t even know Low key we’re laughing at them.

more stuff about the signs

virgofromaugust:

aries

  • they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
  • too smart
  • they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
  • one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
  • cry baby
  • they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
  • somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
  • sexually frustrated 24/7
  • they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
  • they move their hands a lot when talking
  • they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds

taurus

  • on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
  • they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
  • they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
  • they could kill you if you hurt an animal
  • a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
  • they care too much about people they love
  • they cheat on board games
  • very good friends
  • too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
  • they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
  • stubborn
  • they don’t let people go completely
  • their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day


gemini

  • emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
  • they know a lot of useful shit
  • but they don’t know what sleep means
  • being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
  • narcissistic af
  • they’re never wrong
  • they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
  • incomprehensible love for snacks
  • misunderstood
  • they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
  • they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
  • they lie to themselves
  • sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
  • very insecure
  • random happiness/sadness attacks
  • their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
  • innocent without wanting to be
  • they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time

cancer

  • they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
  • they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
  • drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
  • they can be too selfish
  • unpredictable af
  • leave me alone, but give me attention
  • their cellphone is part of their body
  • their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
  • they victimize themselves a lot
  • they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
  • that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
  • they care a lot about what other people think
  • they plat a lot with their hands and lips
  • the most adorable people when they’re not angry
  • children loves them
  • they can tranquilize people quickly
  • misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them

leo

  • very sharp ideas/way of thinking
  • high moral
  • they need constant acceptance/validation
  • if you do them one you pay ten
  • always reading your intentions
  • they tend to joke about other people insecurities
  • they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
  • despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
  • they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
  • insecure af
  • a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
  • they wink a lot
  • will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)

virgo

  • they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
  • public nerds
  • the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
  • they read weird things
  • super committed and and helpful
  • they get angry when things are not done in their way
  • they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
  • they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
  • they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
  • their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
  • they do this face a lot > 😏

libra

  • they’re always in love
  • they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
  • super emotional
  • they probably don’t know what is happening right now
  • they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
  • a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
  • they have good intentions
  • creative
  • they blush easily
  • they have a hard time saying no
  • they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
  • they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting

scorpio

  • they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
  • dark mind, bright personality
  • they have secret hobbies
  • they crave love
  • talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
  • they get easily offended
  • scary when angry
  • protective with people they love
  • they hate being ignored
  • random laugh attacks
  • they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
  • they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
  • they easily connect with music

sagittarius

  • ready to disappear in any moment
  • they have watched every. movie. on netflix
  • using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
  • 34 hour-long naps
  • they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
  • they have a hard time when apologizing
  • they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
  • would yell at strangers if needed
  • intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
  • they tend to be sad before sleeping
  • this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
  • very competitive, but never satisfied

capricorn

  • superiority complex
  • more party souls than you could imagine
  • they just want you to shut the fuck up
  • they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
  • able to intimidate people for good or for bad
  • they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
  • they keep their cool in the craziest situations
  • have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
  • can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
  • always have backup plans
  • physical appearance is important
  • always have weird obsessions
  • they play a lot with their feet
  • they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it

aquarius

  • they disappear with no reason
  • cuter than you
  • they get confused when choosing between good and bad
  • everything is overrated for them
  • they’re addiced to memes
  • feelings out of control
  • they’re the special snowflakes
  • cannabis 23/7
  • they will know if you lie
  • they lose their shit often
  • they think and feel more than they show
  • rebels
  • the smartest ones

pisces

  • they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
  • they like music more than they like you
  • they like attention but not too much
  • will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
  • can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
  • fake friendliness (sometimes)
  • too weird but in a sweet way
  • super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
  • they overwhelm your mind
  • big heart, even bigger imagination
  • confused af
  • if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned


translated from x

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

bishopmyles:

neverbeensimpleminded:

fuckwahtyuthink:

meekmillsalbumsales:

simonehaley:

rudegyalchina:

tinypusa:

cosmic-noir:

mindoflarks:

lonniiii:

99centnightmares:

badgyal-k:

igotthemusic:

neferbadmon:

chocolatemain:

jamaicanamazon:

lonniiii:

realityislife:

mvddsociety:

ovoxdreamville:

dayumshecangetit:

jvst4kickz:

naomiminx13:

rudegyalchina:

open-plan-infinity:

lonniiii:

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When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

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LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

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LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

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Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

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Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

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Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

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Originally posted by toxzen

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when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Omg

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

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Originally posted by genniside

Now i can reblog it

LMAOO

Even better …. Keep adding on

lmao omg